They Said...
“$300 for a Landing Page? You’re Nuts!”
But The Only Thing Nuts Is funneling your hard-earned traffic into a black hole Sending Your Visitors Nowhere!
Hey creators!It’s Cory, your slightly-caffeinated, cheap-landing-page-obsessed marketer who’s watched too many businesses bleed money without even realizing it...I want to show you how to hire a bloated agency, wait months for a funnel, and get crippled by hidden fees grab a done-for-you, $300 landing page that practically mints revenue 24/7.But more on that in a second...
Meet Salty vs. D Ray
(A short story of two very different creators)First up, Salty (AKA The Viral Star)He's gaining millions of impressions every single day...How?By posting viral memes, gym tips, and good 'ol platitiudes.But there is just 1 problem...Every time someone taps his link in bio?PoofThey vanish into affiliate oblivion.You know, the pages with 100 different affiliate links...That NEVER seem to end...Yep, that's Salty.Basically a walking billboard for someone else's brand.• zero list
• zero lead capture
• zero control over his audience.In other words?He's killin' it actually... getting killed.Because he's left with peanuts and no profit.Next up on the roster...We have D. Ray (AKA The Cash Stacker)He has a super simple (yet insanely effective) landing page.Which offers a "secret" macro guide...But that's not all.He also gives away a workout plan AND a shaker cup.Leaving his audience fighting over who can click the "SIGN ME UP" button faster.D. Ray's results?He is stacking cash.And able to be a "content creator" full time.But here's the kicker...D. Ray is an affiliate for the exact same brands that good 'ol sour Salty is...Slow doowwnn... I hear you!
Why A Landing Page?
Because your traffic deserves more than a sad, lifeless discount linktree.If you’re not turning eyeballs into actual leads (AKA sales!), you’re basically flushing them down a digital toilet giving them away for free.
Introducing:
The Most Legendary Landing Page You Will Ever Recieve “$300 Lander”
We focus on exactly one thing:Crafting high-converting, dead-simple landing pages that cost less than the average weekend getaway.• No $5k “fancy agency” quotes.
• No six-month waiting fiascos.
• No “premium icon” upsells that cost more than your rent.It’s $300... one time.And 48 hours later...Ding DingA custom landing page hand delivered to your inbox.(You read that right)
Here’s What You Actually Get:
1. Customized Landing PageWe’re not slapping your logo onto some generic template.We’ll craft a page that’s unapologetically you, laser-focused on engagement, and designed to turn casual scrollers into paying superfans.2. Lead Capture SystemBecause if you’re not collecting emails, you’re burning money missing out on future sales.We’ll connect all the forms, funnels, and email integrations so your visitors have no choice but to hop onto your list.3. Offer DevelopmentHave a product but not sure how to sell it?Stuck on how to position your coaching package?We’ll help you polish that pitch and give people a compelling reason to buy.so they’re practically itching to click “Yes!”4. Profile OptimizationA killer landing page won’t matter if your X (or Twitter) profile is a hot mess.We’ll align your bio, links, and visuals so your entire presence screams:“I’m legit, and I’ve got something you need.”5. Domain Name SetupWe’ll hook up your brand-new page to a real .com (or .co, .io... whatever floats your boat)So you don’t look like “myincrediblebiz.landingpagenobodyknows.com.”Because professionalism matters.6. Email Sequence StarterYou can’t just ghost your new subscribers (unless you like money going bye-bye)We’ll give you the framework for a starter email sequence so your fresh leads know exactly why they should stick around (and keep buying).7. 30-Day Money-Back GuaranteeIf this entire setup doesn’t spark joy (or revenue) for you...If you’re not head-over-heels about the landing page...Just say the word.We’ll refund your investment, no drama, no hassles.
How It Works...
1. You Grab Your Spot2. We Chat3. We Work Our Magic4. We Go Live5. You Monetize
But $300? That’s Too Cheap!
Shouldn’t it be $3k? $5k? $10k?Look, we run a lean operation...No fancy offices
No espresso bar
No $200 lunchesJust me, a laptop, and an obsession with crafting pages that actually make you money.You win, because you pay less.I win, because I get to help more folks.Everyone’s happy.
Don’t Be Salty, Be D Ray
Salty’s got a mountain of potential, but he’s also got a mountain of missed opportunities.D Ray invests in a single page that works 24/7.Now he’s basically on easy street, while Salty’s still spamming discount codes.
Ready to Stop Crying Over Pennies Bleeding Traffic?
Click the dang button below, claim your spot, and let’s get you a page that flips casual visitors into raving fans (and paying customers).Ready for your $300 landing page?Click below to secure your spot!